Here’s the thing about “lifecasting” - it seems to have been invented solely to provide a platform from within which to boast about how exciting and glamorous one’s life is. “Life”, that is, that exists only within some bizarre vacuum; “life” that is little more than a collection of work engagements, exciting outings, great food, amazing outfits, and other imaginary things.

I suddenly thought today, what about a real lifecast? So here you have it.

Note: I will probably tire of this exercise within a few days. This is why it’s a real lifecast. Nobody in real life could put up with that shit for longer than a month.