It’s 5.43pm. A few minutes earlier, I had lunch. I found a tin of “puttanesca” tuna in the cupboard, and a box containing five water crackers. I ate the lot, standing at the sink.
Hi, I'm Clem. Welcome to my real lifecast. (To clarify: it's not a lifecast that is real, it's a "cast" of real life. Boy, was that sentence inelegant enough for you? It just gets better from here!) Prepare to be bored to death by the minutiae of my life.
