I’ve had this bucket of fairy floss (cotton candy to you Americans) since September. There’s nothing like a massive handful of sugar to ease you into an existential terror that just won’t quit.
Hi, I'm Clem. Welcome to my real lifecast. (To clarify: it's not a lifecast that is real, it's a "cast" of real life. Boy, was that sentence inelegant enough for you? It just gets better from here!) Prepare to be bored to death by the minutiae of my life.
